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Shane Dawson

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My girlfriend got into my car, Told me to listen to her new CD. What the fuck are you smoking,

Do I look 14? "No, trust me. It's so great. I'm totally #Teamtaytay. Come on just give it a play." Later on I dropped her off. She left her new Taylor CD. So I decided to put it on. What's the worst that could happen? Oh my God, What a sick beat. Her voice sounds so soft and sweet. All these lyrics are relating to me. I can listen to this til' my life ends. So I listen while I'm lifting, She gives me energy. And I listen in the shower, When I'm making love to me. I listen when I'm hurting, Her ballads are everything. It's like I'm never lonely, Like she's my best friend. She's always tweeting, Inspirational quotes. And then I read them, At the time I need them most. I think about her when I'm, Having sex with my girlfriend. Because she is my soulmate. "What?" I've gotta make a plan. 1st I have to get rid of my current girlfriend. I have to make it look like it was an accident like, Hey Lisa, Get in here quick. Your dog is barfing, I think it's sick. Oh no there is so much blood. (Gasps) (Whispers) Now I don't have a girlfriend. Hey Taylor, here I come. I got your address, thanks to GoogleMaps.com. I've got your favorite flowers. A tattoo of your name. I hope you feel the same baby, Cause I'm on my way. Oh, you look so cute up in your bedroom. Oh, I can't wait to be up their with you soon. "Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?" Sure, smell these flowers. Don't you think they smell good? (Stabbing sounds) (Whispers) Now I'm opening the front door. I think I smell her scent. Now I'm checking out the nicknacks. (Gasps) We both like Titanic. And then I here a loud scream. I turn around and I see, It's my beautiful Taylor. Tay-lor, it's me. Then she runs away screaming. Lol, she's so funny. She locks herself in the bathroom. guess we're playing Hide-&-seek. Oh, silly Taylor, baby, I can hear you breathe. Hey, remember your hit song, 'You Belong With Me'? So she runs to the bedroom. She's playing hard to get. I get destracted by the closet. She looks so pretty in red. Hey Taytay, can you wear this, The first time we make love? Just give me a kiss, baby. You'll feel the same. Hugh, I didn't feel a connection, did you? "No!" What? Weird. Cause I was thinking, I was thinking we were gonna, you know. But, well. Just one more thing. I guess I was all wrong. Maybe we're not soulmates. I miss read the situation, I have another destiny. I'm not supposed to be with her, I'm supposed to be her. But, I can't be her. So I'll just wear her face. (Gasps)

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