Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse. Not that I have a manpurse. But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one!
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations... Hey guys, guess what? What? Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked. I could'a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like; Boomshkie They said that. Snigglesnoorp, SwaqQ@ffufle, Imz#w, Zilkr*k, Glep**$h, D@rt@f#$ So offensive! Dubopshazinski Wow. Frozen cherries, Flin9p00p, W@fl@nk, DeRbrAgEl, Blarfelnoggle! And then they had the nerve to say, Fl#rplest#mpkin! So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup.