Hurry up You won't believe it Take a look what's over here
Who imagined just how big the place would be? The man called Mr. Y Put it up in just a year It's a little slice of heaven by the sea Look, there's restaurants, a mid-way A gigantic concert hall (The biggest fun house ever seen) A volcano that erupts each day at three (Wonders brought from 'round the world) The season's just begun And Mr. Y has got it all Crystal fountains, grand pavilions Hell, it must have cost him millions It's a little slice of heaven by the sea Over here The sights, the sounds The lights, the smells The wonder wheels, the carousels The gardens and arcades The marble colonnades The rides (The rides) The shows (The shows) The game of chance The rush (The rush) The whirl (The whirl) The sheer romance (The sheer romance) And the rumors What about 'em? Things so odd you daren't doubt 'em Freaks and monsters Aberrations With mechanical creations And the genius who designed it Wears a mask A mask A mask But what's behind it? What's behind it? What's behind it? What's behind it? What's behind it? Fancy ballrooms Altered spaces Shoot the shoots and steeple chases A casino A museum Look, a Roman Coliseum And a concert hall that's bigger than the Met What's inside it? What's inside it? What's inside it? What's inside it?
Writer(s): Andrew Lloyd Webber, Glenn Evan Slater