Show us some karate. No, Robert would you like some more coffee, love? You, Harry? No, I want some karate. I wanna see how my money is being wasted. No. Do one thing. No. Oh, c'mon. I really would give anything to see you do just one thing. I bet you're excellent. Hey, I'll be your partner. No. Harry, this is embarassing. Oh, c'mon Oh my God. Alright. One throw. Harry, do you wanna stand there? Where? There. Ok, I'm standing here. Now what? Ok, now just come at me. Oookay. It's the little things you do together Do together Do together That make perfect relationships The hobbies you pursue together Savings you acrue together Looks you misconstrue together That make marriage a joy Mmmhm That's very good. Once more, let's do it once more! Harry, could I have another bourbon? Uncle? Uncle your ass. It's the little things you share together Swear together Wear together That make perfect relationships The concerts you enjoy together Neighbors you annoy together Children you destroy together That keep marriage intact It's not so hard to be married When two manuever as one It's not so hard to be married And Jesus Christ is it fun It's sharing little winks together Drinks together Kinks together That make marriage a joy It's bargains that you shop together Cigarettes you stop together Clothing that you swap together That make perfect relationships Uh-huh Mmhmm It's not talk of God or the decade ahead that allows you to get through the worst It's I do and you don't and nobody said that And who brought the subject up first It's the little things The little things, the little things, the little things The little ways you try together Cry together Lie together That make perfect relationships Becoming a cliche together Growing old and gray together Withering away together That make marriage a joy It's not so hard to be married It's much the cleanest of crimes It's not so hard to be married I've done it three or four times It's people that you hate together Bait together Date together That make marriage a joy It's things like using force together Shouting 'til you're hoarse together Getting a divorce together That make perfect relationships Uh-huh Kiss kiss Mmhmm Wow, will you look at the time? I've gotta get going. Aaww. Listen, I had a great time. So did we. It was great to see you. You sure you wouldn't care for a nightcap? Right. No, I mean no. I mean, will I see you guys soon? Don't answer that Harry, he gets no more questions that sneaky Pete. I'll turn out the lights. I will. I always do. No you don't. Harry. I love you.
Writer(s): STEPHEN SONDHEIM