Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile Lost its wheel And the Joker fucked your mom! Right in the ass Hey hey little girls and boys What's on your list for this year? Teddy bears and lots of gifts Well, too fucking bad you greedy little bitch! You're getting razor blades, Stalking of hand grenades And in your sleep tonight, I'm gonna cum on your face You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore The milk was sour and the cookies sucked So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line Later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling Put that cookie down. Put that cookie down, motherfucker. As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. Santa's pissed and he's coming to town He's taking names and he's throwing down. Wicked witch of felling asleep You smell like you're not going to like what you see, Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1, 000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you. You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch You fucking donner go hug a fucking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house 5 severed heads in a box 4 bitches on his cock 3 beds of nails 2 bullets 1 gun Broken candy canes Stalking of coal and bad grades You better watch out Bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore The milk was sour and the cookies sucked So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.