Miley sings: And now I take it home, with the parietal bone It might be crazy, but I learn that way
Temporal and frontal too And now I'm finally through That makes 206 I found a way that clicks Miley thinks and dances: When I milk the cow On Uncle Earl's farm I use the ulna bone That is in my arm Miley shouts: MOO YAH! Miley mouths: Help! Lily: She can't do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel. Oliver: Way ahead of you. You want paper cut, bit my tongue or a nose bleed? Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite! Oliver: Well, lean back 'cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it's a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it's gusher!) It's a gusher, that's what it is! Look everyone, it's a gusher. Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put you in a helmet. Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy... Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to you know, shake it off with some dance steps... Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! I warned you about cheating. Your test is over. Miley: But, I'm not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can move it. Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest you move it down to the principal's office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when you see your brother, you're there. (Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in) Miley sings: Everybody knows the bones Just had to find a way Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout Thats how I'll get an A Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you... Lily: Just give her a chance. Please! Miley sings: My bod has many parts And this is where it starts Phalanges I have ten And Metatarsals then I got some Tarsals too I'll put 'em in my shoe Oliver: She's tellin' the truth Miley sings: The fibula is next According to my text Then comes the tibia That ain't no fibia And now up to my knee, Yeah, yeah, yeah That's the patella to me Mley and Lily sing: We're doing the bone dance You study the answers Again and again til I get it right Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: We're doing the bone dance You dance and you learn it And we won't mess up this test We'll get it perfect Miley: Come on everybody move those... fe.femurs Rico: Yeah, by the look of these tests, you losers need all the help you can get. Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: We're doin' the bone dance You dance and you learn it... The class sings: And now I take it home With the Parietal bone It might be crazy But we learn that way Temporal and frontal too And now we're finally through That makes 206 I found a way that clicks (Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house We're doing the bone dance You study the answers Again and again till I get it right We're doing the bone dance You dance and you learn it And we won't mess up this test We'll get it perfect WORD! Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! Stewart, I'm going to get the principal. Miley: What...? Mrs. Kunkel: I want you to show him that dance. It's the best study technique I've ever seen! Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably): By the way, You got an A! Word! Miley, Lily, and Oliver: We're goin' to Europe! Miley: Give me some metacarpal love! Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly: We're doin' the bone dance, You study the answers Miley: What? Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer... Miley: Kelly Clarkson? Lily: Hilary Duff? Oliver: JayZ! Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana! (Pause) Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Miley: Hannah Montana, you little joker! You're so... Rico: You're right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that! Oliver: Yeah, what were you thinking? We're talkin' about nothin' upstairs if you know what I mean. Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you! Oliver: Oh, I can see you too! Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!